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« on: November 20, 2008, 09:00:39 AM »
What are the worst pickup lines you've ever heard?  Here is a small sample:

"Hey girl, if good looks were doggy doody, you would be the s**t!"
"Hey baby, do you work at UPS?  'Cause I would have sworn I just saw you checking out my package."
"Girl, you're finer than a new set of snow tires."
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2008, 10:12:17 PM »
my personal favorite

"Hello...my magic watch tells me that you're not wearing any panties...Oh wait, it's an hour fast."
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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2009, 12:59:29 PM »
"Did you know that your body is about 70% water? Hmm, let's get you out of those wet clothes."
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The day the child forgives himself, he becomes wise" - Alden Nowlan
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