1. What disease did cured ham have?
2. What's the difference between unique and very unique?
3. We put in our two cents, but only get a penny for our thoughts. Who gets the extra penny?
4. When do you become important enough to be considered assassinated and not just murdered?
5. Can you cry under water?
6. Who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box?
7.When you get to heaven, are you stuck for eternity wearing the same clothes you were buried in?
8. Why did we put a man on the moon before we realized it would be a good idea to make luggage with wheels?
9. Why are actors IN movies but ON television?
10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast?
11. Why does grass grow where you do not want it and not grow where you do?
12. Why do we say we slept like a baby when they wake up every two hours?
13. Why do we pay to get to the top of tall buildings, then pay to use binoculars to look at things on the ground?
14. If a deaf person goes to court, do they call it a hearing?
15. What is a Japanese maple tree called in Japan? (Ans: Baby's Palm)
16. We say, "It's Greek to me." What do the Greeks say? (Ans: It's Chinese to me.)
17. If we don't care that Jimmy cracked corn, why do we still sing about it?
18. Why does Goofy stand upright and Pluto stand on all four feet? They're both dogs.
19. Do "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" and "The Alphabet Song" have the same tune?
20. On Gilligan's Island, the professor could make a radio out of a coconut. Why couldn't he fix the hole in the boat?
21. If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that stuff from ACME, why doesn't he just buy himself dinner?
22. Can you drive in the car pool lane if you're driving a hearse with a corpse in it?
23. Why does a dog get mad at you if you blow in his face, but then stick his head out the window when you take him for a car ride?
1: Life
2: An Adverb
3: Exchange rate as everyone's thoughts are less worthy than our own
4: When some one can use your death towards a particular cause
5: Yes, you just can't tell
6: Cardboard box suppliers
7: Heaven is perfect, so you can wear whatever you feel suits you best.
8: The general sissification of the world
9: Because you can't fit a person behind the screen of most TVs. But you can easily fit them behind a movie screen.
10: Because some people like it that way
11: Because grass hates you and your stupid lawn
12: Sleep studies indicate that most people actually partially awaken every few hours during sleep (light sleep phase).
13: Because people are dumb
14: yes
15: Baby's Palm (as answered before)
16: answered before
17: It's actually a slave lamentation song, where the singer is lamenting the death of his master, and thus doesn't care what the other slave (Jimmy) is doing.
18: Clearly, walking erect is a feature of Goofy's breed
19: Yes
20: Because he wanted to stay on the island until he could talk Ginger and Mary-ann into a three-way
21: He buys on credit
22: Depends on the state
23: Answered before
Those weren't that hard to answer.
